#41 Dress like Andy. Never mind that the party is August 8 and that you’ll be dancing up a storm at Playthink Studio’s Silver Factory birthday party. You’ll never go wrong dressed in leather and turtleneck. (scarf optional)
#42 Wear sunglasses.
Shades give you that all-important spirit of aloof detachment. It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, in fact 8:00 at night is just the right time. (Just ask international scencester, Joey London. Any time’s the right time to look good.)
43. Impersonate Andy. Here’s some inspiration:
#44 You don’t have to copy Andy. There are plenty other factory people to emulate. (some wearing much less than others)
#45 Have I mentioned the wig?
#46 Realize, of course, that compared with the Silver Factory Superstars,
#47 Feel free to dress any way you want, as anyone you want, in your boots of shiny, shiny leather.
#48 And if your wardrobe is lacking, don’t let that keep you from the party. Come ready to dress up. Costumes will be available.